Human Animals

I used to shoot cottontail rabbits with my bb gun when I was young. In elementary school, I dressed as a big game fisherman for Halloween three years in a row. I would dizzy my cat "Snowy" in a shoebox, spinning her in circles until she’d run sideways into walls. I’m personally responsible for the deaths of an estimated 2.5 million fish. I’ve commonly performed sun magnifying experiments on sow bugs, snails, and other helpless insects. I once lobbed a rock at a squirrel from 150 feet away and to my surprise, connected. We buried it at sea in a bread bag. I have run over 2 cats, at least 15 bunnies, a few pigeons, couple tarantulas, at least 10 other unidentified creatures with my car. In 3rd grade, I shot a raven and broke its wing. Horrified, I delivered it to the Wildlife Rescue Center down the street (whom I was a dedicated volunteer) and told Bob that I found him hobbling around the yard. He didn’t suspect me.